Tag: funny
member name: Kris P.
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March 03, 2009 08:17 PM EST --
After working with medical records for many years, I know patient records contain notes such as these below:
'HOSPITAL CHARTS' Said to be ACTUAL WRITINGS . . .
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March 03, 2009 07:38 PM EST --
This seems to sum up what's going on...........
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December 18, 2008 10:46 AM EST --
IF A FAT GUY GRABS YOU AND PUTS YOU IN A
BAG, DON'T WORRY, I TOLD SANTA I WANTED
A GOOD FRIEND FOR CHRISTMAS! . . .
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September 29, 2009 10:57 AM EDT --
3 Relationship Terms
— From The Between Boyfriends Book
by Cindy Chupack (St. Martin's Griffin)
Some things never change—but the terminology often . . .
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January 10, 2009 04:51 PM EST --
See the final sentence at the bottom of this 'photo article'!
FOR SALE: . . .
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April 11, 2009 12:02 PM EDT --
something we can all look forward to
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96
year old draws a bath. She puts her . . .
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November 19, 2008 11:34 AM EST --
I received this story below via e-mail this morning and just had to share it with all of you.
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October 07, 2009 11:25 AM EDT --
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
When asked why such a big password, she said that it . . .
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April 09, 2009 10:15 PM EDT --
ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE
I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY
Don't put all of your eggs in one basket
Walk softly and carry a big carrot
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October 09, 2009 01:31 PM EDT --
Joke of the day:
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask . . .
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May 13, 2009 09:01 PM EDT --
Best Divorce Letter Ever!
Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm
Leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for . . .
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January 28, 2009 09:43 PM EST --
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If your computer screen is dirty, even if it isn't...
Click below to clean it:
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March 08, 2009 08:29 PM EDT --
There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted:
'PRAISE THE LORD!' . . .
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April 05, 2009 01:46 PM EDT --
Let Him Dig!
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into . . .
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September 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT --
I'll drink to this!
The Value of a Drink
'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I . . .
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January 02, 2009 04:14 PM EST --
Another Blonde Joke
Disclaimer: Not intended to offend anyone...many choose to be blond.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please
come over . . .
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December 09, 2008 03:52 PM EST --
A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel . . .
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December 18, 2008 08:10 PM EST --
This is funny. I don't know how folks figure all this stuff out. Enjoy.
1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK . . .
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September 27, 2009 10:29 PM EDT --
NOTICE:
Swine flu paranoia is really getting out of hand~~~
Swine flu . . .
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September 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT --
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so
he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' . . .
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